March 2012
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“I want to be next to you. You’re like water, and my soul is thirsty.”
– My boyfriend
wizlaqueefa:
ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
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February 2012
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Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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Seriously though he’s perfect.
He’s funny, he has goals in life, he makes me smile and laugh, he’s protective and always wants my better, he’s sincere, he calls me beautiful, he’s intelligent, he’s just the right amount of physically demanding, my best friends approve of him, and he’s adorable.
Every time I’m around him I’m either speechless...
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My boyfriend is perfect.
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Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
