Face like an angel, and a body built for Sin.

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

13 hours ago with 71,558 notes

scumkill:

she loves flowers

hoodoodelrey:

paradiso-tropico:

pixiree:

jirachi:

huckleberry on her first walk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"hmm. that’s an awfully bright circle in the sky there. hm."

pixiree:

jirachi:

huckleberry on her first walk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"hmm. that’s an awfully bright circle in the sky there. hm."

actuallycrying:

True Life: I Fell For a Fuckboy

16 hours ago with 14,392 notes

gameofchrons:

getting notes on a selfie

image

20 hours ago with 74,077 notes

mishallaneously:

Sneaky gag reel filming idk how the quality is and sorry about ugly laughter

gleak:

when bae finally gives head

gleak:

when bae finally gives head

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

keepersoftheshire:

allycakesxo:

icavein:

thetomska:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

This makes me feel so guilty.

holy fuck

this is my favourite thing hahahaha

this